I used to work with a man who looked *just* like this. That's vaguely alarming, no?

Cheer up . . .

Angry Sumo Wrestler Stone . . .

 . . . well, that's what I see, anyway . . .

This would have *really* freaked me out . . .

(seen on www.foundshit.com)

Dual personality (Part Two)

 . . . then he just flipped and offered me a kiss!

Dual personality (Part One)

First he smiled his toothy little grin at me . . .

Sometimes you can feel their pain . . .

Is this one angry or hurt? Or maybe he's alarmed that I've discovered the secret of the stones . . .